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"Tehao Rechargeable shaver RCCW-320: Smuggle the razor blade (reference value around 400 g) on your muscle vertically. Then drag your skin and shave back slowly.

Often, texts like this one are produced by translation software or by non-native speakers struggling away with a grammar book in one hand and a dictionary in the other. They are good for a laugh. Other translations are technically accurate, yet the sentences don’t flow as smoothly as they might; word order or choice of vocabulary may be unduly influenced by the original language. They’re not particularly effective for selling but may be good enough for readers who know the subject and can – or have time to – read between the lines." (Translation: Getting it right, p.8. Text by Chris Durban, 2011)

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